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Driving around Tucson, Arizona
Updated May 28, 2020. Originally posted Aug 15, 2016. Four years later. I’m still living in Tucson, Arizona and loving it! Summer is just starting up and it gets one degree hotter as each day passes ☀️. […]
XXX-Files Round 2
I was just starting my sophomore year at Granada Hills High School when the X-Files debuted in 1993. All I remember is kids going shit-nuts over it – and I’m sure part of it was the week by week anticipation b/c we didn’t have DVRs or Netflix back-in-the-day; we did have VCRs but that doesn’t help gettin’ ur fix right quick. So, I guess Netflix just released the entire series for streams; just looked it up on Wiki and it was last April. Just noticed it like 2 weeks ago. Then like today, apparently I’m not privy to the latest news but now they’re gonna come out with a new season on FOX?! Whaaaaaaaa?! Does Dana Scully look different somehow? Or no? Eh…. Plastic surgery? No, right? Regardless, I’m gonna watch it anyways cuz I love that crazy, demented bastard and the ginger bitch. I just finished S1, E6 ‘Shadows’ which is like the ‘Shadows’ from the comic ‘Amulet’ (If you know that refer eve, you’re a fucking dork like me). Let’s get crackalackin’ on S1, S7 ‘Ghost in the Machine’. Brad: You’re killing my company!! Brad is some techie who founded this company and he’s arguing with […]
F@%k you cracker
Chang is the fucking best! So bizarre!!! She’s smuggling peas out of the cafeteria! And quick side note: Seriously, not even kidding; is this Ellen or Lori Petty? You know, that pitcher or somethin’ from the League of something? You know the one with Geena Davis? I’m just to lazy/distracted to look it up. 2 minutes later: confirmed! It’s def. not Ellen. So the movie was ‘League of Their Own’ and she was like Geena Davis’ sister in the movie. But even better, Lori Petty was fucking Tank Girl! And on the side of the side note: Okay, so now I’m seeing a pattern here. So the formula here on ‘Orange is the New Black’ is: Pick any random character Then make up a backstory And sprinkle that backstory storyline as snippets throughout the present day story Nailed it. …and when does Ruby Rose show up? Oh snap. And the Aussie’s first appearance appears @10:51 […]
Crisps N’ Whiskey
Oh, I tip my hat to you, creators of the English language! Is it chips or is it crisps? Is it whisky or is it whiskey? Curious? Read on. […]
What? Orange? Black?
Now I’m just randomly hopping around on Netflix. You ever take longer trying to decide on what to watch than to actually watch anything at all? Fell back on the “Orange is the New Black” Randomly chose Season 3, Episode 5 for no particular reason. And right off the bat, Tastee and Pussy are babbling about mountains of pubes in the corners of the showers. Perfect, I’m on the right show. Apparently, some corporation MCC is dumping money into Litchfield and the prison is getting a bunch of upgrades like bathroom stall doors and shit. But mostly, I have no clue what’s happening here. All the hynas in the kitchen are fighting. Then some fucking random flashback to Marisol’s POV pre-prison. OMG! What is going on in this fucking show! It’s so confusing!!! And 12 minutes later, still no clue what’s going on. Mm, bout to start from Season 3, Episode 1 in a minute. Wasn’t like this show supposed to be about Piper? Tonight’s confusing as fuck episode is paired with no chips and Nikka Coffee Grain Whisky on the rocks. […]
What the ? happened to Beth?
Walking Dead, Season 4, Episode 15 and 16 – Yeah, I’d be looking down Rosita’s shirt too Ginger. Haha, good line. Okay. So more importantly, Glenn and his makeshift team (including the lesbian) find the zombie blood inked signs that say, “Glenn go to Terminus”. A glimpse of excitement in Glenn’s face. Jacob from Sons of Anarchy leads a pack of rednecks; of which Daryl’s been assimilated. Boring. Gah. And Rick gets all vicious and bites “Jacob’s” neck. Zombie style. A bit of mirroring here with Rick “becoming” a zombie! So Glenn, lesbian, hyna, ginger and autistic follow signs left by the Mags, Bob and hot skinny black girl. They split the group just in front of a pitch black tunnel with walkers growling. Kind of the worst time to split up. After the last 3 God-awful boring episodes, finally this episode brings back all the characters for a happy reunion. Still. Where’s Beth???!!! Tonight’s binge includes a bag of Lays and Macallan on the rocks in an unbreakable Crate & Barrel scotch whisky tumbler. A story left for another day. […]
Still…still more episodes?
Walking Dead, Season 4, Episode 12 “Still” – yum! Rattlesnakes and squirrels for lunch! Daryl’s turning into a wild animal and Beth’s got a sudden burning desire to become a lush. 22 min. into the episode, absolutely nothing has happened. Nothing. Is this episode STILL going on??? Hands down the most boring episode of this entire series. Is Daryl and Beth done crying like little bitches? Next episode please. […]
Ginger
I see one thing. A big ass ginger. […]
Batman
Walking Dead, Season 4, Episode 10 – Beth is saying something, something, something. No clue. Flashback to moments prior, the girl version of Norman Bates, her sister, baby Judith and sad, sap who’s got to play babysitter Tyreese are tracking the disbanded group. Estranged baby-faced grandma, Carol finds them. Tyreese is like “fuck these kids; changing diapers and shit”. Then Glenn wakes up – still at the zombie infested prison – and decides to get the fuck out dressed as Batman. Then I wasn’t paying attention until the hot skinny hyna wearing military gear shows up. Ay caramba! […]