Carl is da MAN!

The Walking Dead, Season 4, Episode 9 – big man on campus, Carl, steps up his game and searches for food while Rick’s all passed the fuck out. Despite having two close calls; Carl gets out alive, loses a shoe but WINS finding a big ass can of chocolate pudding; of which he eats like a cocky asshole on the roof. Then the rest of the episode is super fucking boring. Oh, Michonne finds Rick and Carl. Tonight’s Walking Dead pairing: Rold’s Gold Pretzels served in my kid’s fireman helmet. […]

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Seinfeld – First Episode!

I don’t remember the first episode of Seinfeld; so it feels like I’m watching a show that I dreamt of and it’s nothing like reality. The nice thing is the music is nearly unchanged from day one – bom bom bom bom bom bu bu bom bom. And it was shocking to see George with SOME hair. His hair was def. on the way to a permanent vacation. Seinfeld, Season 1, Episode 1: Jerry met a chick Laura after a show in Michigan. Some time later, she calls him up and tells him she’s visiting NYC, and she needs a place to stay, so he goes and picks her up at the airport and invites her to stay over…on a mattress borrowed from Kramer. Jerry thinks she’s sleeping over to hook up, only to find out that she has a fiancé. Sad Jerry ☹️ Men are honking our horns to serve you better! – Jerry Seinfeld […]

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I gotta have a Lo Mein!

…he’s a public fornicator! This episode starts in a scene in a video store; I kind of miss the idea of renting VHS tapes. Anyways, its first revealed that Elaine and Jerry used to date. She invites Jerry to a dinner with friends, and he starts hitting on one of Elaine’s friends. He feels like Elaine is cock-blocking, AND she leaves with a dude that SEEMS to be her bf. And he didn’t get her name or digits! …next scene: Jerry’s parents are in his apartment and his dad is DIFFERENT! So, his dad suggests Jerry go and stalk the chick. And he does it…of course with his wingman, George (who btw seems to have even LESS hair than Episode 1), who lies about his occupation….an architect. And for some random reason, they lie about having lunch with a friend, Art Vandelay. George is the worst and best. […]

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Captain Underpants Fan Fiction

Captain Underpants flew out the window and landed in the ocean. And then he flew out of the ocean. Then he went back to school. George and Harold poured water on his head. Then he turned back into…you know who. Captain Underpants doesn’t change back into Mr. Krupp unless it’s FRESH water poured on his head. He went into his office. He didn’t do anything in his office except he played video games. After playing video games, he jumped on the bed in his office…because Mr. Krupp lives at school. Then someone snapped their fingers. It was George and Harold. Mr. Krupp was confused, then turned back into…you know who. Tra-la-laaa! He flew away and then he flew back to school. The End. By Noah, Age 6 We’re sorry): 3rd grade-4th grade […]

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My StatsRoyale.com Profile

First, my blood pressure is off-the-charts from playing too much Clash Royale (just like my other almost-40 year old friends). Plus, I’m not even doing that well! Check out this cool website, StatsRoyale.com. ? It summarizes all your Clash Royale statistics. I have about a 50/50 wins to losses ratio; to be real real, I have more losses than wins ?. I’m at 2415 trophies and hope I can achieve a stretch goal of 3000 by the end of the summer. Let’s see how my 9 year old is doing, here’s his stat below: […]

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First Day of Summer

For the first day of summer ☀️?, the kids and I headed over to my best buddy’s apartment complex to ?? and just hang out. My kid refers to his kid as “cousin” so I guess we’re close enough to be brothers ??. We played video games (mostly Clash Royale), fed his turtles ?, played ping pong ? and billiards ? and ended the day with making yummy ? s’mores! […]

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Hidden Side of Stephen and Stephen

I’ve been an avid fan ? of the Freakonomics books and podcast for many years now. And when I’m extremely interested in something, I rarely research the background of the authors, including bands for music ?, writers for tv/movies ?, etc. I tend to find my opinion skewed when I see them in the pop culture, the red carpet or what if they’re on the evening news involved in a Ponzi scheme. In the case of Freakonomics, I really enjoy it. A lot. Any chance I’m in the car, I listen to the podcast and most recently, I’ve been hooked on “tell me something I don’t know”. I love Freakonomics so much I don’t want to know anything about Stephen and Stephen. I don’t want to know what they look like. I don’t want to know if they have kids or are married. I don’t want to know if they like ice cream or if one of them is a vegetarian. But when I purchased their book Super Freakonomics, I did see a picture of their faces…darn. During my drive from Tucson to Los Angeles yesterday, I had the opportunity to listen to a ton of podcasts! Then I realized in a live audience […]

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