THD

I had a return I needed to make at The Home Depot so I headed over after I picked up the kids from school. As we got out of the car at Home Depot, my daughter asked, “What does THD stand for?” I said, “Hmm, I don’t know. Maybe ‘The Hungry Dog’?” She said, “No, it’s The Home Depot”. Doi. […]

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Watermelon Store

So…I’m driving my kids to karate and my daughter looks out of the window, sees a strip mall with the sign “Watermart”, but she thought it  said “Watermelon”. She’s like “They have a watermelon store?! They must sell big watermelons, small ones, and yellow ones!”. Then my son chimes in and says “They probably sell watermelon dolls and a watermelon shaped car!” I said “It says Water Mart”. […]

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Whoa Dot Dot Dot

Walking Dead, Season 4, Episode 14 – Uh. Did Lizzie just kill her sister? Oh fucking snap! And Tyreese is like… So babyface grandma, Carol, takes Lizzie the female version of Norman Bates into the woods and shoots her in the head while creepily saying over and over “Just look at the flowers Lizzie, look at the flowers”. BLAM! …and I’m still like: What the FUCK happened to Beth??!! […]

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The Governor’s Dead!

Last night on The Walking Dead’s Season 4, Episode 8, the governor’s finally dunzo by the hand, or sword, of Nubian princess, Michonne. Thank God; because if I had one more look at that d-bag, I’d just stop watching this show completely. Don’t look back Carl. Keep walking. Keep walking cuz that d-bag Philip Blake aka Brian aka Governor aka cyclops blew up your home (prison) with a goddamn tank! Next episode is “After”, Season 4, Episode 9 paired with a single 12 year Glenlivet on the rocks.  […]

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Pool Day Part 💩

The kids and I headed back to my buddy’s apartment to swim 🏊🏻 again, this time we fired up the BBQ 🔥 grill and made some 🍔 🍔 🍔 🍔. We had a pretty long day of playing Marco Polo, hording water 🎈s and relaxing in the hot tub. A good day outside with minimal video game activities! Visit Noah’s journal at xn--dj8hfu.ws […]

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Ironic

Rewind and rewatch. Okay! NOW I get – in a series of Gonzalez’s flashbacks, we learn that the reason for her being in prison is because of the following: She’s an immature high school student Due to reason 1, she wants money to buy shit and impress her BF. And she thinks her mom’s a loser b/c she’s a seamstress who makes knock-off designer dresses. Due to reason 2, she sells fake acid at school Due to reason 3, she ends up in Litchfield Correctional Back to the present day, the inmates are given a personality test of which 40 are chosen to get “upgraded” to new jobs that supposedly pay more than the standard 0.89 cents per hour. The job remains a mystery til the end of the episode.  Round the corner to the suspenseful conclusion of this episode, Gonzalez, is chosen as on of the “elite” 40; even though she didn’t even complete the assessment test. She gets on the list, heads over to her old job at the kitchen and tells her old buddies to fuck off and touts that’s she’s smarter than them. Way to burn bridges idiot! Finally, the elite 40 are escorted to the […]

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Installing GoDaddy SSL Certificates on Media Temple DV Plesk

Eat.Sleep.Work. has been a GoDaddy customer since…who knows, like 12 years now. Coincidentally, we’ve been hosting with Media Temple since 2007; and recently GoDaddy has acquired the Culver City based hosting company. I just installed a SSL certificate for a client of ours and had a bit of trouble finding the right documentation to install it from GoDaddy into our Media Temple VPS’ Plesk control panel. It took some digging: An hour of my time, 3 or 4 Google searches later and 5 or 6 tabs open in Google Chrome. This should have taken 15 min. Purchase the SSL Certificate So…started at GoDaddy.com and clicked on Web Security, then SSL Certificate. I purchased the ‘Protect One Website’ option. After adding it to my cart, I decided to go ‘balls out’ and purchase the holy grail of SSL Certificates, the Premium SSL EV. Cue the Ooos and Ahhs. After going through the checkout process, I get this page: Exciting right? Clicking on this button takes me to: Note: I got a little freaked out after I made my purchase and this SSL Certificate section was blank. Give it a couple minutes and it’ll auto-refresh. Also, you’ll see that I have 2 SSL […]

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Downtown Tucson, Arizona

Hey dudes. I’m documenting my first month in Tucson here cuz I know you’re all curious what I’ve been up to and REALLY REALLY miss me! Even though Chrissie and Chimmy are the only ones who will read this. This is Jan. 7th BTW. After a few days working from home, the temptation of the all-addictive Netflix was too overwhelming, I headed south to downtown Tucson to work at Connect Coworking on 5th Av. I’ve been to the Hotel Congress at night once for drinks, so this was my first trip to downtown during the day. Around 4pm, I headed out….and it started to rain. Hard. And check out these next few pics. Snow in Tucson?!?! Is this a thing? […]

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